WARNING : THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL TERMS (that is when
I spell them correctly...)
Hi guys,
Spent the weekend in Cologne and saw the above mentioned thread and
bought the bespoke magazine that all the quotes where from. It´s
called Men´s Car and believe me, you can live without it.
Allthought nicely styled, it has too much of a ''man drives nice car
to pull bird'' -message in it.
The artical about the sexual preferences of the different drivers
is based upon a quiry among 2253 German man and woman (howmany from
each sex is not known) between 20 and 50. The following catagories
have been researched : Drivers of Audi, BMW, Ford, French cars,
Italian cars, Mercedes,Mini, Opel, porsche, Swedish Cars, Smart,
and volkswagen.
So there you have it, before one awnser is given drivers of British
cars, or jaguars for that, are not an Item.
BUT DO NOT DESPAIR E-TYPE DRIVER!
To start with they ask What is the most erotic car you know?
1. Ferrai Daytona 36/26/21 (Total/man/Woman)
2. Porsche 911 34/21/20
3. MERCEDES 300 SL 33/24/19
4. JAGUAR E-TYPE 28/20/17
5. Lambo Diabolo 17/13/9
Not bad at all I would say.
Ok and now for the intresting part :
BMW drivers : (Ray, Jerry are you ready for this!!)
Are you happy with your sexlife?* 2,6/2,4 (Man/Woman)
How many times in a week do you have sex? 2,2/1,9
How long does it takes? (in minutes) 6,2/6,5
Hetrosexual/gay/Bisexual Man in % 89/5/6
Hetrosexual/gay/Bisexual Woman in % 88/5/7
Had an affair on your current partner 46/39
How many times in a week do you Masturbate :3,8/1,5
* = 1=good 5=bad
And now a summary of their favourite sexual positions, in which I
have translated the German terms using the english translation of
the Kama-Sutra on my palm called the Palma-Sutra.
Andromache : 38/38 (man/Woman)
Missionair : 29/42
69 : 32/15
Doggy-fashion : 28/11
Spoon : 0/7
It will take up too much time to list all the brands and all the
positions, but a few highlights :
Sexually the most satisfied drivers are drivers of swedisch cars.
Italian car-drivers have often sex, but for a very short time
BMW-drivers have the most sex, Porsche drivers the least (man),
Female drivers driving frensh cars have the most sex, Female
Porsche (again!) drivers the least. Smart drivers Masturbate most
often and Gay´s prefer Porsche. (8%!!) Female audi-drivers have the
most afairs, and sex with man in swedishs cars takes the longest
time.
75% of the man would rather spent a weekend in a Lambo than with
Britney spears. 75% of the woman would rather spent a weekend with
Robbie Williams than in a Bentley continental GT.
Carsten